We're already in one of everything at the Costco Food Court, and we're going to give it a boom or a doom.

Let's go. Let me get one of everything.

Everything on the menu is $39.45.

This is a chicken bake. You already know what this is.

Boom! This is the quarter pound hot dog.

Boom!

And here's the pepperoni pizza.

It's finally really good.

Another... boom!

A-h-ha-h-hoo! A! Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dongs podcast on the Athletic Network.

It's Monday, March 25th, 2004.

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I'm Jay E. Skeets, here in the classic factory, and alongside me, as always, that's Tasmelis.

Boom goes to died away. Next to him. It's the beard of woman, a tough shot hot boy, Trey Kirby.E. Skeets, here in the classic factory, and alongside me, as always, that's Tasmellis. Boom goes to died away!

Next to him, it's the bearded woman, tough shot hot boy, Trey Kirby.

Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, and last but not least, making the magic happen, including selecting these cold opens, super producer, JD. Hello. Hello, J.D. Hello to the stream team. Joining us live right now, hit the like button, subscribe, podcast listeners. We love you too. Leave your boys a five-star rating and review if you haven't already. Let's just jump right into it. Lots of winners and losers from the NBA weekend. We didn't have a wedgie. Now, I want to get ahead of this because I know someone's going to tweet in or write in. Hey, there was a wedgy in the Sun-Spers game. You missed it.

Well... I want to get ahead of this because I know someone's going to tweet in or write in, hey, there was a wedgie in the Sun Spurs game. You missed it. Well, it came as the whistle was called. Yeah. And they called it on the floor. It wasn't a shooting foul. I think if Devin Vassell had gone to the line, yeah, we count that. But they said side out. It was bang, bang not, we're not counting that one. And then I guess we did have was at least one wedge in the men's NZAA tournament. Yeah, we had one, and it was Ian Eagle on the call, which was cool, yeah, because he really gave it his all. A bird, as Bill Raftery calls him. A bird. Yes. And you said Bill calls it a neckball. Neck ball. Yeah, the old timer's name for it. Did you watch a lot of college hoops over the weekend? I was deep, baby. Yeah? How's the bracket? Our bracket. I don't think we're going to be winning this one, Skeets. No. No. Do we have our full final four out? No, I think we've got Yukon. Okay. And maybe Purdue. I think we did have Purdue into the final four and that guy Eaddy. He's dominating right now. Oh, I can't stop the big man. Dominant. He's too big. Zakeel O'Neill, as Shaq called him. It was good. It was great, actually. It was good.

All right.

So, yeah, probably a lot of you out there watching college hoops, both the men's and women's tournament over the weekend. But there was some NBA games. So let's do our best to recap the winners and losers. Trey, you start us off here. Who's your big winner from the NBA weekend? Stream team is already going crazy for this guy.

The Timberwolves get a winner, but more specifically, Nas Reid gets a winner of the weekend Friday. It was Nas Night in Minnesota. Timberwolves gave out Nas Reid beach towels to everybody. They said on the broadcast, 15,000 of these were given out. There was like 18,000 fans in attendance.

Oh, damn, that would have sucked.

Yeah. That would suck for those final 3,000s.

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