Before you leave, you need to make sure that you try Waffle House. You have heard of that place? Do they like have like top tier waffles? No. High quality food? No. Is it like a good family environment? No. Do they keep the restaurant clean? No. Are they known for having the best of literally anything? No. Will I feel safe there? No. Do they have any healthy options or? No. When they serve me my coffee, can I be sure that there won't be something crawling around in it? No. Are they social distancing? No. Were they social distancing at peak pandemic? No. What I see this restaurant on Food Network? No. Right, so this place sounds god awful, man. It's a southern thing, man. You just got to experience it. Good morning.

And welcome to the No-Dongs podcast on the Athletic Network.

It's Monday, May 10th.

Happy Wedgie Day, everybody.

We got the whole team here to celebrate.

I'm Jaye Skeets, along with Mr. What You Need to Know, Tassanellis. Hey, everybody. Hey, Tassie, we got the Top Shot Hot Boy, Trey Kirby. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. The International Man of Mystery, ticket to the Max Lillis. Friends. And last but not least, making the magic happen here on Wedgie Day, it's J. Hello. There he is, and here we are. Shout out to the stream team for joining us live right now on YouTube. Smash that like button, leave your comments. And if you haven't already, please subscribe to No Dunks on YouTube. Email us for questions and comments. For this week's Beach Stepping podcast, get them in. No Dunks at theathletic.com or you can tweet them in at No Dunks Inc. We got NBA weekend winners and losers to tackle here on this Monday podcast. But yeah, first things first. Another Wedgie over the weekend gets us to number 48. Oh yeah, it was a Blazers game yeah Lamar heard take it away my man

found a canter his seventh

oh Simon's quick behind the back

loses it now it's murder into the body

Simons oh Lamar

come on

now this one deserves bonus points.

No dumps crew.

You got to put bonus points on next one because this is the block, the stop.

Into the wedge.

This is coming from the slant dump chair.

You got to get some extra credit for this one.

Anthony Simon's going up high after the turnover.

Saving two points for his team team I think it's fair to say Lamar we have seen every species of wedgy oh my goodness a lot

mar heard wants bonus points on that one he wants to count it for two but we can't do that no

it's just one. Wedgy

48 though. On Wedgy Day, we're celebrating one from the weekend. You love to see it. So two more to go. So that magical number 50, we're still hoping to set the all-time record. And it's a big day here. I mean, again, Wedgy Day, we call it Wedgy Day because it was the first time ever a couple of years ago where we got that 50th one.

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