NBA Weekend Winners & Losers | Celtics Slap East Standings & All-NBA Voting Is A Mess

No Dunks

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Comedy, Basketball, Sports

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🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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On Mon.'s ep. of No Dunks, the guys discuss their NBA weekend winners — the Celtics grabbing the No. 1 seed, the Hornets, both Play-In races, etc. — and losers — the Heat, Cavaliers, depressing Jazz, and the convoluted All-NBA voting criteria. That, plus Will Smith slaps Chris Rock at the Oscars, LeBron wins a few Razzies, Canada qualifies for the '22 FIFA World Cup, and more. 🏝 Subscribe to No Buffs | Survivor 42 podcast: https://www.youtube.com/NoBuffs 🏎 Subscribe to No Brakes | F1 podcast: https://bit.ly/3itPDTG 📈 Subscribe to No Dunks on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/NoDunksInc 👕 No Dunks merch: https://breakingt.com/collections/no-dunks 🗞 Subscribe to The Athletic for $1/month: http://www.theathletic.com/nodunks ❄️ Cold open: @seducktiv: https://bit.ly/36sFynX

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0:00.0	How to pick up a duck.
0:06.3	Step one. Find a duck.
0:08.4	Have you found your duck?
0:11.5	Step two.
0:12.9	Place your hand underneath the duck, palm side up, and lift the duck.
0:17.6	Congratulations.
0:19.2	You've now picked up a duck.
0:35.9	Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network.
1:11.5	It's Monday, March 28th. I'm Jay Eskietets here in the classic factory alongside me as always. Tass Melis. Fellow Mighty Ducks. Hello, Cassie. We got our top shot hot boy, Ribbon Dem Lips, Trey Kirby. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. The International Man of Mystery, taking it to the breakfast. Friends. Lillian making the magic happen. Over yonder, super producer. He's got his Canada sweatshirt on today. It's JD. Hello. There he is. Here we are, yeah. Shout out to all the Canadian soccer heads out there. Canada qualified for the World Cup. The men's team did. Yes. The women's team have done it before. How exciting is it going to be when you get to Qatar? Oh. Or that
1:15.8	birthplace of football. No, it's great. It is great. It's for 36 years, I think, since Canada
1:20.6	made it. And they honestly, it always felt like they were out in the first round. So for them to go
1:25.1	through, I think is great. That's pretty big. Shout out to the first round. So for them to go through, I think, is great. That's pretty big. Shout to the stream team,
1:28.1	joining us live right now on YouTube.
1:29.3	Subscribe, like, comment, share the show.
1:31.0	Email in your NBA questions to no dunks at theathletic.com. We might hit the beach at some point this week. So get your cues in and get yourself an athletic subscription. if you don't have one, go to theathletic.com slash no nunks.
1:25.9	Still got that dollar a month deal on for up to six months for new subscribers.
1:29.5	So take advantage of that.
1:31.1	Okay, guys, winners. slash no nunks. Still got that dollar a month deal on for up to six months for new subscribers.
1:44.6	So take advantage of that. Okay, guys, winners and losers of the NBA weekend. Let's start
1:51.3	with the winners. And I'm actually going to get us going here because I think it's an obvious one.
1:55.3	I'm sure you guys would all agree. The Boston Celtics, the Bean Town Boys are a big winner
2:00.2	of the weekend because this team can't lose.
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