If I look extra defeated today, it's because today at school, a kid said, you look like the type of dude that when he's ready to leave a restaurant, he says, let's skedaddle.

And of course, that led to the rest of the students calling me the skeddaddler, which then, of course, led them to play this sound effect.

Anytime I got up for my chair to walk around the classroom.

I think I'm going to go and skedaddle off to therapy now.

Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network.

It's Monday, March 4th, 2004. I'm Jaye Skeets here in the Classic Factory, and alongside me, as always, Tassmellis. Hey, lovers of basketball, this is for you. Next to him, it's the bearded one, a top-shah hot boy. Trey Kirby, hey-o, hey-yo. And over yonder, the man making the magic happen, super producer JD.

Hello.

There he is.

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We had a wedgie. A little Sunday wedgy here from Trey Jones of the Spurs.

And watch this one.

The floater slash layup going to the opposite side of the rim. Very gentle touch there from Jones. And it had been a while since we'd had one, so that's good. First one in March, 43 on the season, pace back up to 60. Really good stuff. Extremely rare. The shot taken from one side, it lands on the other side of the rim, and it was like a three-footer, sort of a layup, sort of a teeny floater.

We're on pace, baby. We also had a legy. Yes, rare stuff. Rare stuff. Rare stuff. I forgot to grab the clip for you. We don't actually, you know, count them when we're counting the wedgies.

But still, a legy, very, very rare.

That is where the ball sits on the back of the rim.

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