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The Bill Simmons Podcast

NBA Playoff Unicorns, Decoding Kawhi, and Round 1 Overreactions With Joe House | The Bill Simmons Podcast (Ep. 353)

The Bill Simmons Podcast

The Ringer

Sports

4.529.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

HBO and The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Joe House to talk NBA, including a breakout Giannis performance, the Knicks' hilarious coaching search, Kawhi Leonard and the Spurs, the 76ers-Heat series, and the Pacers' beatdown of the Cavs. Then they revisit the 'House of Carbs' NBA food cities pod with some feedback from the masses. You can find the official Ringer web store here: http://bit.ly/ringershop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:29.3

Serrano on Cardi B's latest album house. I think you were the first hip hop fan. Does Cardi B have legs

1:36.9

in your opinion? I like the innovation that she kind of represents, but I'm the wrong person.

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I'm too old now to have an opinion as to whether or not she has legs. I like her legs.

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Congratulations on her pregnancy. Can we can we go in a time machine? Can we go in a time machine

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