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All Fantasy Everything

NBA Players, But Not Based on Basketball Skill (w/ Megan Gailey, Zach Harper, and David Gborie)

All Fantasy Everything

Headgum

Games, Fantasy Sports, Comedy, Leisure, Fantasy, Sean Jordan, Pop Culture, David Gborie, Drafting, All Fantasy Everything, Headgum, Ian Karmel, Sports

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2019

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Basketball is my favorite sport, let's pretend they don't dribble up and down the court! David and Ian are joined by comedian Megan Gailey and Enemy of the Podcast Zach Harper!

Los Angeles! Sept 3rd come see a free screening of David's new short film, The Lot. Tickets: https://nightout.com/events/the-lot-screening-stand-up/tickets

Episode Guest:

Megan Gailey @megangailey IG: @bettermegangailey

Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:27.3

Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything the podcast that is having drinks at noon. Yeah, we're all having drinks at noon

0:35.3

Harper's not having drinks at noon. He's having a lacroia. I'm pretty. I didn't put any vodka in this because it turned out it was just the size of

0:42.8

To La Croix. Oh, you know, it's just to have you know, you can talk whenever Megan by the way. This not okay. Well, I was just gonna say I

0:51.1

poured some of my look Roy out of the cup so I could fit vodka in it. That's because you're a true champion. Well and wasteful. You

0:58.6

got to put some of the time for all the, you know, for all the, yeah, the lacroix lost before.

1:04.3

I just got a fizz up that that sewage system I feel like it's a little pop to have some

1:09.7

effervescence down to the ninja turrets. Well, you have you ever heard that if your toilets clogged, you poor can

1:15.1

Diet Coke down it. Oh, please that puppy right out. I usually just move. I try and plan. I keep pooping in it. I

1:23.6

know. Well, you can just like me to take it with fire. Yeah, yeah, I will not negotiate with terrorists.

1:31.8

God, if we're going to get into it, I don't know what the tablet peeing onto poop is one of the worst.

1:37.5

Oh, yeah. I'm also very early when it's not your poop. Oh, I got it like an accordopony. Sorry. Do you guys

1:45.3

Mellow yellow it? What's that? Oh, you leaping in the toilet? Yeah, if it's yellow, let it Mellow overnight. I do. So I have

1:51.9

multiple floors now. Don't mean to brag down stairs always flushed. Yeah, upstairs. I'll let some Mellow yellow. That's for you. I'm

2:00.5

worried about it doesn't smell. I'm worried about accidentally making pruno. How long are you going to let me

2:06.6

know? That's the thing. If I leave it for days, if I leave it an hour, I'm leaving it no month. I'm flushing at all. And I

2:14.3

pee clear. Do you? You're very hydrant. I believe that. I your shop for how much I seem to drink. What's your

2:20.5

hydration program? I just drink. I love water. Me too. I love. I love. I drink so much water.

2:28.6

Yeah, great for your skin. I have great skin. I just naturally like it. Like when people are like I don't like water. It's like you're a child.

2:35.9

I mean, it's so good because your parents were too kind to you and like you just got to drink

2:42.0

squeezes. And it's like, okay, well, fucking grow up. We're doing water now. Water's the only thing that makes me not thirsty.

2:47.2

I will say water doesn't have a face on the bottle, which is the one thing squeezes. It has over it. That's true. Yeah.

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