NBA Pelicans Forward Popped For Taking Anabolic Steroids

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🗓️ 22 November 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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0:00.0	So, guys, Derek, moreplacemored8s.com.
0:02.0	Today we're going to be talking about D.D.
0:04.5	Yes, D.D. Luzata, also known as double D fucking king emoji.
0:09.8	New Orleans Pelicans player, number zero, and dunking on your fucking head, bro.
0:14.7	Fucking double D dick slap right in your goddamn face.
0:18.8	He is a NBA player that just tested positive for anabolic steroids, as you would expect.
0:24.2	Quite a few people sent it to me.
0:25.7	ESPN sources NBA has suspended Pelicans forward D-D-Lusata for 25 games without pay for violating the NBA-slash-NBPA's anti-drug program.
0:39.2	Luzata tested positive for Drostanalone and testosterone.
0:42.3	So he tested positive for two anabolic steroids.
0:46.1	Well, technically one is an androgen, but it's still anabolic endergenic steroid and one is just a
0:50.5	anabolic.
0:51.2	Well, there's anabolic androgenic steroid too, but this is synthetic.
0:54.2	This is bioidentical.
0:55.5	So let's go through some of the comments.
0:56.8	First, says a Knicks fan.
0:58.4	If I was on the Pelicans, I'd probably use drugs too.
1:01.4	Isn't testosterone a natural hormone?
1:03.1	Come as a natural lubricant.
1:04.5	You don't use it in place of lotion, do you?
1:06.4	I truly believe the NBA is like Russian doping scandal where every year a few players throughout the bottom of the roster or old veterans past their primes are flagged to positive tests as
1:14.1	scapegoats so their anti-drug policy looks like it works and makes people not think everyone is.
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