Getting money from clients can feel I'm trying to wrestle honey from a grisly bear.

That hasn't eaten in days.

While an emorous skunk clings to your leg.

Not now, scusky.

But with zero online invoice payments through Stripe & Go Cardless,

you can give customers more ways to pay and keep your cash flow flowing.

Soon, rather than wrestling a grisly bear,

it feels more like you're cuddling a koala bear.

On a really soft sofa, while watching a favourite soap.

Oh God, believe she was his mother.

The healthy business, Serge Zero, with an X.

Jane loved crisps.

She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Even at fancy-pants restaurants.

Your crisps, madam.

Years went by, but then crisps stopped doing it for her.

They got her thrown out of cinemas.

And were forever in the bedsheets.

crisps.

They're kind of like your current account.

Just because they were good ones doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever.

Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

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