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It's a mean age. But it is going to be a beautiful future as long as we don't get up.

I'm Brian McWilliams, and this is Mean Age Daydream, where I bring you unfiltered comedy, criticism, philosophy, and politics with a mean age daydream.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Mean Age Daydream. I am Brian McWilliams, and I am really basking in the glory of the fire, the warmth of the fire that is Robbie the fire.

Bernstein who's joining me today. Hey, Robbie.

What's up, man? I feel like every time I come back to the studio, it's like just different,

but however the lighting is right now, I feel like this is what I need in my life.

I feel like I got a good glow. However this is, I, like, I should maybe just stay permanently seated like this and just line up as many podcasts as I can, like one of those old games where they, like, put a hand on a car type thing.

Oh, totally. You should, you should cut a hole in the bottom of your chair. I just noticing, I was meeting to ask you, you've got a very fancy gamer chair now. Are you, are you like Twitch streaming now? Are you, are you Lewis J. Gomezing it? The answer is every time we do a, I prefer to, I stand for in your mouth. And every time we do a part of the problem, I go, I desperately need another chair. And I bought this chair a while ago because I didn't have any furniture in my apartment.

You just slept in it, ate in it, fucked in it.

I was like, I heard that these are good if you're actually a lazy fat fuck and you want to spend time, you know, sitting in a chair for a while.

It came recommended.

It was all of 200 bucks.

And let me tell you, this chair hurts everything.

It's a terrible chair. If I spent too much time sitting at, my neck

hurts, everything hurts. And then literally, every time we do a part of the problem, I'm like, I look like a

fucking dumbass. I have to at least get a normal chair for part of the problem. And then I was actually

surprised somebody memed me the other day, uh, nice, where they took me and someone else and they're like,

word to the wise, never take advice from a podcaster that doesn't have a woman in his life to tell them that this doesn't

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