Nazi Plan to Bomb NYC | History Hyenas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Popculture, Yannispappas, Chrisdistefano, Comedy, Historyhyenas

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Did you know that Hitler had a master plan to try and destroy NYC? He was all set on trying to bomb the Big Apple. Kid must have been real jealous of how lit, money-making Manhattan is. Fortunately, he ran into some problems and the plan never took off (Literally), because, as you know, Allah put the Red, White, and Blue between the Atlantic and Pacific Ocshhh to protect His chosen children. Lets be honest, the kid would have never tried to bomb the boroughs if he had ever strolled the city just once with the boys and gotten some smoothies, because it is just too cute of a city and that would have been to cute of a time! Support our sponsors: Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code HYENAS -- just pay $5 shipping .For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to https://Hungryroot.com/HYENAS and use code HYENAS. Join our Patreon at 👇for weekly bonus episodes and more! https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://historyhyenaspod.com/merch Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🐕More Hyenas Website: www.historyhyenasisback.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/historyhyenas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HistoryHyenas Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyhyenaspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup. It's not a burger.
0:05.6	That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich. A breakfast sausage sandwich. The new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's.
0:12.8	Made with RSPCA, short pork. Until 11 a.m. price and participation may vary. Up charges and fees apply to delivery.
0:19.2	Subjects to availability. Guys, we got a great episode for you. We're going to talk about Adolf Hitler, wanting to invade New York City during World War II. A lot of people don't know that the Nazis made it all the way to Long Island, and it's a wild story, baby. It's absolutely wild. We get into Operation Pistorius. Catch me in Poughkeepsie this weekend. Miami,
0:40.1	Bakersfield, California, Toronto, Tulsa, Bozeman, Montana, Stanford, Connecticut. Yeah. And then go get our
0:46.8	merch at History. Hyenasis is back.com. We got brand new merch. It's going to come to. We got a new
0:51.4	store in one week. And you can go to Christycomedy.com. I'm in Toronto, Detroit, and Pittsburgh this weekend. And then Chicago
0:58.1	Theater, September 5th, theater at Madison Square Garden, September 11th and Saudi Arabia,
1:02.8	September 27th. History A and Is Is Back.com for all our stand-up dates. Enjoy the episode,
1:08.3	babe. What's up, everybody.
1:41.1	Welcome to another episode of history hyenas. We got a wild episode for you today about how the Nazis tried to bomb New York City in the 1940s. I'm Chris O'C. Stefano, aka Chrissy D. And with me, as always, Janus Pappas, aka Yanni P. And I know just by looking at his hair, the kids having a day. I'm having a day. I mean, look at that hair. Is it not good? Is it not looking cool? No, it looks good,
2:02.9	but it looks like you were just dry. day. I'm having a day. I mean, look at that hair. Is it not good? Is it not looking cool?
2:01.8	No, it looks good because, but it looks like you were just driving here on the Long Island Express
2:06.4	foot with your head out the window just to get a little air because the walls are closing in.
2:10.4	The walls are closing in. That's what life could do to you once in a while. And, you know,
2:15.3	what would be nice if I could just take a nice short trip to the Hamptons to just
2:20.6	cool it out you look a little beat up life could throw a couple curveballs at you and it just
2:28.5	keeps coming at you you're going to get a break here and there but just make no mistake about it
2:33.7	it's just a break because the beam, what is it? What do I call it? The devil's beam, the devil's, what did I call it? The devil's stick will knock you off the beam. The devil's, yeah, oh, you called it the devil, was it the devil's peen? I think it was the devil's peen. The devil's peep will not move off the beam.
2:51.7	Now go like this. Just put your arm up like this. Cus, you got the tits, you got the hair. You look like the Statue of Liberty. This is what life basically is. It's a tight rope walk on the beam. Yeah. Except it's like the game Frogger. Right. The devil's peen is constantly swiping at you to get you off the bean.
3:09.7	Yeah, because.
3:10.3	And it will get you off the beam.
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