Nazca Lines

History Is Dank

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Education, History

5.0 • 584 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

The Nazca lines are a pretty legit topic to bring up if you're blazing it up with your squad. How did these massive lines get etched into the Peruvian desert? Is their purpose practical or celestial? Are there chill aliens or only unchill ones? Also, Aaron fell into a hole. Unchill!

Sources: Onthisday.com, Wikipedia.org, Allthatsinteresting.com ‘Unlocking the Mystery of Peru’s Massive NACA Lines’ by Daniel Rennie, Smithsonianmag.com, a chill dude Named Dan Monahan

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0:00.0	Frigin what up, dude. Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast, that's mine.
0:06.2	Gonna be called History is Night.
0:08.7	History is dead with Strider Wilson.
0:17.1	Dangness from the crowd.
0:29.8	Freaking what is up, dude'm especially stoked right now because um my b-day's around the corner and my freaking mommy my mommy got me a new uh freaking laptop so i'm fired up on this dude
0:37.2	although dude then when you get a new piece uh, freaking laptop. So I'm fired up on this, dude. Although, dude, then when you get a
0:39.0	new piece of technology and you tell someone about it immediately, dude, there's like a million experts that hop out in your life. They're like, what'd you get? What'd you get? And then they're always a little bit disappointed because they're like, no, dude, you should have, like, as soon as you get something new in tech, you got like three or four friends in your crew that are like, why
0:56.3	didn't you ask me first? Why didn't you tell me what to get? I would have told you what's good. And I'm like, well, dude, there's a gift and I'm stoked on it. Also, the laptop I had before this was from like 2011, dude. and uh and you and dude, fun fact is Apple does this return policy.
1:13.3	So I'm going to return it and they're going to recycle it.
1:16.2	And, uh, there's probably going to be some technician and be like, this dude loved
1:19.6	stepping into the drill factory.
1:21.6	There's no question.
1:23.3	This laptop has been unjoyed, dude.
1:26.7	Just straight up, you know, just just all all the search history of just
1:31.2	35 year olds in love eye contact love making nice serene danish modern style home just you know
1:40.6	picket fence outside you know a few rescue dogs and just straight up simultaneouslying.
1:47.3	That's what the search history is going to be, a lot of that.
1:50.2	So the technician can get ready for a lot of that when I return my old.
1:54.9	One of the most important, I would say, tools within the drill factory besides, of course, my freaking monos, dude.
2:03.3	Fricking Hanjula and Jill, dude.
2:07.0	I don't know this one, dude, but it's a visual joke because the first hand is
2:10.1	J, then you go I-L, and everyone's like, oh, everyone's first U.F is Jill.
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