When life gives you pumpkins, you bake a pumpkin pie and force Steve Greene to eat it. When life destroys your pumpkin patch with a freak tornado, you plant some pine trees and re-brand as a Christmas Tree Farm. Or go to your local library, read up on Game Theory Optimization, and then go win six figures at a World Series of Poker tournament. What we're getting at is that life is full of amazing ups and absolutely sh*tty downs. It's just how it is. So while the world may seem like it's on the brink of a meltdown at the moment, take some small solace in the knowledge that this, too, shall pass. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices