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🗓️ 6 May 2020
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:00.0 | Small Triumph Big Speech is a new podcast that celebrates everyday accomplishments with big over-the-top speeches, |
0:07.0 | all to raise money for the National Domestic Workers Alliance Coronovirus Care Fund. |
0:12.0 | Hosted by our friend Dylan Merrin, creator of the the of positivity in a dark time. Donate to the National Domestic Workers Alliance |
0:25.0 | and you might just become a guest on the show, |
0:27.0 | with Dylan celebrating your tiny accomplishments |
0:30.0 | with the grandiose speech you deserve. |
0:32.0 | Find small triumph big speech in your favorite. with the Grandiose Speech You Deserve. |
0:32.8 | Find Small Triumph Big Speech in your favorite podcast app |
0:35.9 | or at Small Triumph Big Speech.com. |
0:38.1 | It's been such a long break |
0:42.2 | and so much has happened to the janitor. |
0:44.4 | Wouldn't it be nice if before the episode there could be some sort of recap? |
0:49.4 | Like in movies starring Humphrey Bogart, which incidentally is how the janitor sees himself, |
0:55.0 | where in the middle of a moment of action the camera would zoom in on Humphrey's face, |
0:59.0 | the background would blur and begin spinning, and he'd say something like, how did I get here? How did this all begin? |
1:08.6 | How did I get here? How did this all begin? I woke up on the Eiffel Tower. I don't know why I'm here. |
1:18.0 | I don't know, I don't know who I am, I don't know how I got here. |
1:21.0 | All I remember is my great grandfather hypnotizing all Paris. I'm a little boy in the memory and I don't know why that's all I remember. It's night. I'm cold, I have a bucket and a mob. I guess I'm the janitor. It seems I have a |
1:40.4 | boss named Mr. Chenard, but I'm terrible at cleaning. I'm just terrible. I'd have no idea how to clean. So I hide from him. But sometimes I feel like it's too easy to hide from people of the Eiffel Tower. |
1:54.0 | I hear my boss, and he's trying to convince somebody that I even exist. |
1:59.0 | And they don't believe him. |
2:01.0 | Well, the thing is, the only people who've ever seen me |
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