We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 827. G.E. 0225. certificate number 53668. Natureism.

Doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here?

No. What? This is a nudity colony.

Thank you for agreeing to record this show in the nude.

I think it's really going to help the authenticity.

I really feel like this is one of those episodes where the fact this isn't a video

podcast or like a video like a produced video show is really

at we're at a disadvantage here.

Pixelated omnibus.

I don't think anybody wants to see either of us naked but we could be showing a

slideshow. Yeah, we still got the weightlifting videos or magazines from last week.

The problem with natureism of course is you don't really want to see any of those

people. Well that's kind of the central thing about natureism. It's not about how you look. It's about just

the joy of feeling naked yeah or so they say are you

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