Nature’s Stupidest Creation - #122
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Rooster Teeth
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2018
⏱️ 125 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:23.1 | Where's the pirate everyone's drunk already we got the pirate music before we started the pirate intro |
| 0:27.6 | I mean, oh god, oh |
| 0:32.8 | It's a pirate attack. Yeah, what the hell hi welcome to tornado warding off topic whatever |
| 0:40.6 | Flood probably |
| 0:42.6 | Weird that that's happening on the boat. Yes, 120 |
| 0:46.8 | Oh |
| 0:53.3 | Well in the ballpark never go for an even number. That's like did horses hand grenades and podcasts |
| 1:00.0 | But then the guy drommy what's the word? I'm like fives or 10 fives or 10s. What would you call those? |
| 1:05.6 | Just add something adding in zero nickels and dimes. Yeah, yeah, it's just like if you're gonna |
| 1:10.9 | Get a guess number like how many jelly beans are in the thing you never like |
| 1:14.8 | 200 it's like now that's |
| 1:20.0 | You look up how many like how big a bag of jelly beans is and you assume that they just poured them in there and then eight to |
| 1:26.8 | Man |
| 1:28.8 | about |
| 1:32.5 | Everybody get the fuck |
| 1:35.4 | We be going under |
| 1:37.4 | We have an explain. Oh, yeah, this is off topic 122 Jack totally called it dead on hey calm down over there |
| 1:48.1 | Behind your host Michael. We've got captain short beard. We've got no name crewman. We've got navigator Jack and we've got |
| 1:55.2 | We're free for my fucking Twitter account |
| 1:57.2 | No, he doesn't really |
| 2:04.2 | Off this episode is sponsored by hymns Hubble and honey |
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