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Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

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Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Back again from Quarantine City, James, Jonathan, and Jerah reluctantly review the 2003 box office bomb "National Security" starring Martin Lawrence FOLLOW BLACK MEN CAN'T JUMP [IN HOLLYWOOD]: https://twitter.com/blackmenpodcast https://www.instagram.com/blackmenpodcast BUY BLACK MEN CAN'T JUMP [IN HOLLYWOOD] MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/black-men-can-t-jump-in-hollywood SUPPORT BLACK MEN CAN'T JUMP [IN HOLLYWOOD] ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/BMCJ BLACK MEN CAN'T JUMP [IN HOLLYWOOD] IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/black-men-cant-jump-in-hollywood Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/black-men-cant-jump-in-hollywood/exclusive-content Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

Forever. How many cop movies are there?

0:13.0

Just too many.

0:15.0

There's entirely too many cop movies.

0:20.0

Yo, I'm going to tell you'm going to, I'm going to, I'm to tell you the truth, at one point, I think in high school,

0:27.1

I was like a security guard.

0:29.6

Oh sorry, no, no, no, no, no.

0:31.0

I attempted, yeah, so I, Well, I've had so many jobs.

0:34.2

So I technically, let me take it back.

0:36.5

I didn't fully do the job because I think I was in charge.

0:39.4

I was like, I did security because my friend Tony he was his security guard and like I was like oh well

0:46.5

Tony got a job I can get a job I got it they give you the little uniform and they put me in

0:51.8

like some building but then I realize like if

0:56.1

something happens I'm the one who's supposed to check and there's nothing I there was

1:01.2

zero training bro like for for for there was zero training bro like for

1:02.8

if there was no training so I'm like oh I have this flashlight yeah I was a I had a

1:10.8

guard job once too but it wasn't it wasn't security it was like we had like a

1:17.3

gallery in my college like on one of the floors of the of the arts complex and you would be the art guard had to be there

1:26.6

and just make sure nobody like messed around with the art but like if somebody did you know if it ever happened I wouldn't know I don't I don't have any

1:38.7

ability to stop somebody from doing anything yeah you ever just see a security guard?

1:44.0

Like there's this one guy, like when I lived in Harlem,

1:49.0

it was this one guy who worked out like a building that door,

1:52.0

and he was so little and I was like man

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