It's favorite show, the radio adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr Floyd.com.

We begin this episode deep in the dank dirty layer of that evil mastermind Dr. Steve.

Fidget, am I reading this right?

Does this calendar say today is April 5th?

Uh, uh huh, yeah.

Oh no. What you April 5th is that crazy holiday that Dr Floyd came up with called National Learning

Day.

It's the day where you're supposed to learn as much as you can about anything.

Oh, I see. But not me, Fidget. I'm not going to learn one thing today.

Ha! I'm going to stay inside and watch TV all day long. That way I won't learn

a single thing. Here, let me just turn on the set here.

Turtles have been on planet Earth for over 230 million years.

There were even turtles here before the dinosaurs, which makes the turtle one of the planets

oldest species.

Hmm, I didn't know that turtles had been around that...

Wait a minute, I'm learning!

Drat, I thought for sure there'd be nothing of any substance on the picture box,

but obviously I've been thwarted.

I know. I'll listen to the radio. I couldn't possibly learn anything from the radio.

That was the turtles, with their big hit happy together.

Speaking of turtles, did you know that the largest turtle is the leatherback sea turtle?

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