This is Paul Hawksby.

And Andy Jacobs.

And this is the H&J Daily for some of the best bits of this afternoon show. Popping in to see us was James Brown, the former editor sort of loaded, an NME writer and massive Leeds fan. And we covered a lot of ground. He's got a new sort of book slash magazine out. He told us all about that. Liv Cook is a seven-time world record holder, former world freestyling champion in the

world of football. But she stopped doing that at sort of 18 and went into the world of property

development. She's now on a new TV show as a sort of angel investor on Amazon Prime. It is quite

the story. Very impressive. Amazing story, wasn't it? We had a bit of a chat about various things.

Martin Tyler had a little

cameo appearance,

which was nice of him.

You'll hear that.

So,

here it all is.

Good afternoon,

everyone.

Good afternoon, Andy.

Yes, good afternoon, Paul. And I am in a bit of a sporting funk at the moment. Really, with the cricket and the football. We've got some good cricket news coming up in the next five minutes. That'll cheer you up. I stayed up to watch the highlights in a very micawber way, actually. Not the highlights, the last day's play. Because I thought, this might be the last day of ashes I ever watch. You think you're getting to the stage where you start to think this could be. It was another four years. I thought, well, you know, blimey. I better watch it. Oh yeah. Happy Friday, everybody. Blimey. That's what I've fun coming in after. Yeah. Honestly, Cuckereo. Don't get these players.

I don't understand when you're the last man. The whole pitch is a penalty area when you're the last man. It is. That's true. Cannot foul. It's like you've got to let a guy. You can't nibble it. You've got to let him through. I just, you know, Sanchez might have saved that. Even if he didn't, you're 1-0 down with 65 minutes to go.

25% of Chelsea's games have ended up with a 10 men.

It's a ridiculous. But we have got a discipline problem, apparently. I think we have got a discipline problem. Well, that's something for the new manager to solve out. I reckon the refs must collect, you know, like red cards. Have you had a Chelsea red card yet? They probably don't go around. When they get together.

But the season's so dis... Well, we know they talk, didn't they're bound to... I mean,

it's the thing. We're told they always work in isolation, but... Oh, they don't. It's rubble. They will say things like, have you refereed that, whatever the player is saying? he's a piece of work.

If you've given a red card to Chelsea, he's part of that collection.

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