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Get your hands together.

We're going to start to party.

I'm ready to party.

The Elvis Duran after party.

Party.

Party on my legline.

What's so funny? What's so funny? Because we don't know what we're doing. You counted down and then said nothing. Yeah, we never do. Yeah, you counted down and then you kind of looked at us all. Three, two, one, and then you just sat there. Do we ever really know what we're doing? No. No. It's like skydiving. Yesterday, I was sitting in here with Danielle and Scotty, and all of a sudden they just started rolling, and I just looked at my shirt and it said, child world on it. Oh, my gosh. And it turned into a whole 15 minutes. Because he talks about going to the Sabrina Carpenter concert by himself, and I said, if you wore that shirt to Sabrina Carpenter, that would be even worse. Full disclosure, Skiery and I were trying to get tickets to Sabrina Carpenter. Yes. Yeah, we were. How creepy would it have been if two middle-aged men? Not as creepy as one guy. You could be mistakenly gay. Yeah, no. That is true. I would have seen you guys like, look at the gay couple. Hang on. You're assuming I would be coupled with you? Yes. Yeah, 100%. Although the onlookers, people looking at us would be like, two gay guys. They just got so offended. And this is incredible because this is what you guys do all the time is you think every gay guy wants you. And now you doing the thing to scary like you think i want you please scary scary scary's with nate for his

looks and nates with scary for his charm my money would you okay if you saw scary and myself in

dinner would you assume that we're a gay no? No. Nothing about Scary Reeds gay.

Wait, are we talking like romantic dinner or like?

If we were sitting on the same side of the table, yes.

Holding hands.

Even people that are dating don't do that.

If you were feeding each other cake.

So, okay.

If you were having sex, I might.

Square table.

All right. Two dudes, bros, go to dinner. Square table. All right. Two dudes, bros,

going to dinner,

square table. Can we not sit in an L form? Yeah, you can. Oh, no, not according to jet ski, Brian. Apparently we've got to sit across from each other. The guy's name is Jet ski Brian. You agree with what I'm talking about. It's a rule. It's a rule. If you go to dinner with just one other guy, you have to sit across from the house.

Nice.

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