Nasty Water Parks, Snapchat is for Cheaters & Bryan Kohberger Updates
The Southern Tea
PodcastOne
4.3 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Lindsie isn't excited for water park season and Kristen agrees they are highkey pretty gross. If anyone else agrees Snapchat has always been shady, please raise your hand because Lindsie is convinced it's an immediate red flag, while Kristen doesn't understand why men continue to send dick pics... Does anyone actually know? Lindsie answers the frequent question of whether she was officially adopted by Julie, and we get all the updates and thoughts on the Bryan Kohberger Dateline special.
Follow us @TheSouthernTeaPodcast for more!
Thank you to our sponsors!
Earth Breeze: Subscribe and save 40% at Earthbreeze.com/southerntea
Hatch: Go to hatch.co/southerntea to get up to 15% off and free shipping
Hint Water: New customers get $1 a bottle with free shipping when you order 3 cases. Use the code SOUTHERNTEA at checkout
Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter code SOUTHERNTEA
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:03.4 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisley. |
| 0:06.1 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and in all of these people right there |
| 0:10.9 | children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:12.5 | I don't love them. |
| 0:13.7 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:18.7 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:22.6 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:28.5 | That is the tea. |
| 0:30.1 | Here's Lindsay. |
| 0:34.1 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea Good Morning, Kristen. |
| 0:40.3 | Hello Lindsay. |
| 0:42.3 | Oh my gosh. |
| 0:44.3 | I have been running around like a chicken with my head cut off all day and don't even know |
| 0:51.9 | what's going on. |
| 0:52.9 | So you're not alone. |
| 0:56.7 | I swear that the day after like a long weekend holiday type situation is honestly worse than |
| 1:03.1 | pretty much any Monday that I ever encounter. |
| 1:05.5 | I'm going to continue to repeat the same thing that I say always every time I take a vacation |
| 1:14.1 | that has children involved. |
| 1:16.2 | You need a vacation from your vacation when you vacation with kids. |
| 1:19.9 | I have not, the only kids that I've ever vacationed with would be Kills Kids. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from PodcastOne, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of PodcastOne and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.