My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market somewhere,

and I promised to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Man Money. Welcome to Kramer, America.

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We're not winning the war against the pandemic.

And when we're losing, we buy the Kramer COVID-19 index.

Oh, I wish there were more to it than that.

But when the virus seems unstoppable,

you go back to the well and buy the stocks of the companies that do well

when they own this range.

Regardless of valuation, that's how the Dow gained 236 points.

They say S&B events 0.72%.

And then as that filled with pandemic, winners surge 1.47%.

This rally was extra infuriating to anyone who thinks the market should reflect

or be linked to Washington's inability to pass another stimulus bill

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