Narcissistic Aunts & Liquefying Dads - LIVE at Gebhards

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🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Opie goes full chaos-mode live from Gebhards Beer Culture with owner Matt, Ron the Waiter, Tony P, and wildman Wavy McGuire in a no-holds-barred bar session that instantly explodes into Thai ping-pong stories, alien anal probes, narcissistic aunts and stealing corpses, and why some dads literally melt after death. Writing “Hi Opie” with their cooz, anal probes, plump celebrity crushes and why Ron’s family tree is pure dumpster fire. Expect savage roasts, Harley breakdowns, Thanksgiving horror stories, and the filthiest laughs you’ll hear all week. Smash play and thank us when you’re crying from laughter – this is the Opie Radio podcast at its most unhinged.

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0:00.0	Honey, come get the sponge.
0:02.6	Come get the poopo scrapes.
0:04.7	All right.
0:05.2	Can I ask you one last question about that?
0:07.0	God damn it.
0:08.2	Did your dad invite you into the shower because he was desperate or was something else going on with dad?
0:14.9	We're going.
0:16.4	No, my father was like a straight up horn horn dog with, no, not with me.
0:21.6	All right.
0:22.6	No, we'll never see you.
0:26.6	And there we are.
0:27.6	We are live at Gipot in the heart of New York City.
0:31.6	Wow, we got a lot of people checking out the live stream today.
0:35.6	What's going on? Matt, owner of Giphot. Hello, buddy buddy a few locations to one up here on 72nd Street right I live and then you get
0:42.3	the one down there on yes you do live here I do live here I'm
0:46.1	unfortunately he goes to bed here too how's your PJs feeling I like doing the live
0:53.8	streams with the PJs because this is the end of the day for me. Yeah. Beginning of mine, I got to look at this crap. What's wrong with wearing PJs in public? My goodness, man. Who cares if I got sweatpants and... What are you a college shit? It just says hot on his butt. What Watson goes, what are you a college chick?
1:11.6	Yeah, I got pink on my butt.
1:13.6	You wish you had a pink butt.
1:15.6	He probably does. He's pink.
1:17.6	I'm trying to think about it.
1:19.6	It's the only spot.
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