Naps, Delusion and the Politics of Chaos
The Mary Trump Podcast
Mary Trump Media
4.9 • 847 Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Donald’s “Sleepy Joe” attacks come back to haunt him as new clips show the aging president repeatedly nodding off during public events. Mary also breaks down Pastor Robert Jeffress claiming Donald understands the Bible better than the pope, Mark Burns unveiling a literal golden statue called “The Don Colossus,” and Donald revisiting his “Dr. Jesus” era by suggesting “resurrecting” people back from the dead.
Plus, Donald turns the remodeled Rose Garden into an informal 2028 poll between JD Vance and little Marco Rubio, and may have accidentally handed Democrats a new midterm slogan before leaving for China.
It’s Trump Trolls Trump, Week 69
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| 0:00.0 | We're doing now the reflective pond and we saved about $600 million or something. |
| 0:11.0 | It's going to be beautiful. It'll open about two weeks and it's going to be incredible. |
| 0:16.0 | They've been trying to get it open for years. They had no idea what they were doing, but we know how to do it, Doug. |
| 0:21.6 | And it took us two weeks versus the projected four years. |
| 0:27.1 | People would not understand it. |
| 0:34.7 | Welcome to this week's episode of Trump Trolls Trump, you know, where I relentlessly make fun of Donald and all of his just excessively sycophantic lick spittles. |
| 0:48.3 | I do think, though, just to avoid any confusion in the future, that one of us should change our name. |
| 0:56.2 | Now, people tell me I should change my name all the time, but I have a much better idea. |
| 1:00.5 | I think Donald should change his name, especially since I have the perfect name for him. |
| 1:07.1 | I think he should change his name to Donald Jeffrey Epstein. |
| 1:11.5 | Perfect. |
| 1:12.1 | See, that's what that Jay is for. |
| 1:14.0 | Who knew? |
| 1:15.5 | As always, we are going to look back at the previous week. |
| 1:20.1 | It is week 69 of America's so-called golden age. |
| 1:25.5 | I didn't realize gold could tarnish so easily. And believe it or not, |
| 1:29.7 | it has now been 478 days since January 20th, 2025, when much to our tragedy, Donald was |
| 1:40.8 | inaugurated for the second time. So with that, let's get started. |
| 1:46.9 | Over the past several months, we have watched Donald repeatedly fall asleep during |
| 1:52.0 | cabinet meetings, Oval Office events, press conferences, public appearances, |
| 1:57.0 | basically anywhere that's not his bedroom. |
| 2:01.6 | He's slowing down, it's showing, and listen, for a man of his advanced years, this is not |
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