Napoleon & Joséphine: Power, Passion, and the Ego That Ate Europe
Crowned & Cancelled
Shallon Lester
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we dive into how a Corsican outsider rose to dominate not just France after the French Revolution, but an entire continent—all while dealing with a hellish mother, scheming brother, and cheating, black-toothed woman he could never let go of.
This episode unpacks Napoleon Bonparte's volatile reign, his toxic dynamic with the Bonaparte clan, and the way Joséphine refined him...and ruined him. And most of all, how the same ego that built an empire led him straight into catastrophe.
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| 0:00.0 | If you've ever been a bride and had a self-absorbed mother-in-law or a sister or a bridesmaid or, |
| 0:08.3 | hell, maybe even your own fiancé, try to steal your spotlight and make it all about them, |
| 0:13.8 | there is one person in history who absolutely feels you on this. |
| 0:18.1 | Napoleon Bonaparte. |
| 0:20.1 | The year was 1804, and the morning of December 2nd was unusually |
| 0:24.6 | crisp inside the Notre Dame Cathedral. Not that Napoleon noticed. He was sweating like a whore in church, |
| 0:30.5 | which actually he kind of was for a variety of reasons, not the least of which was the weight of his |
| 0:36.1 | 88-pound coronation outfit, a white satin suit |
| 0:39.6 | with gold thread topped by an elaborate crimson velvet tape lined with ermine, richly embroidered |
| 0:46.5 | with golden bees, a symbol he had adopted to look like he came from a noble line and to kind |
| 0:52.0 | rebrand over the guillotine king's iconography, |
| 0:55.7 | the fleur-de-lie. |
| 0:57.1 | And atop his head sat a gold laurel wreath, but not to Julius Caesar, his celebrity crush. |
| 1:02.5 | Fun fact, though, Caesar only made the laurel crown popular to conceal his receding hairline. |
| 1:08.1 | I just love it. |
| 1:08.9 | Men are going to mend, right? |
| 1:10.5 | But Napoleon didn't choose the laurel crown to conceal his own thinning hair,. I just love it. Men are gonna men, right? But Napoleon didn't choose the |
| 1:11.6 | Laurel Crown to conceal his own thinning hair, although didn't hurt, right? But to conceal something |
| 1:16.8 | even flimsier, the fact that he was not of noble blood, he was not anointed by God, he did not |
| 1:23.1 | come from a long-storied line of leaders and rulers. He was not even French. But to Napoleon de Bonaparte, |
| 1:33.6 | no matter. He was going to do the most to make it clear to the people of France that he did belong there, |
| 1:39.4 | damn it, okay? And it started with the date of this little dog and pony show at Notre Dame. |
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