Naomi and Andy in "Two Naps and Zero Showers"

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Life has been lifin', folks! I'm sure we'll discuss what that means exactly on a future episode, but just know that it's been beating us both down and leaving us drained and de-brained! And also a guest had trouble with their wi-fi, so we decided to record a "Just Us" episode. In this EXCITING INSTALLMENT, we delve into the various animal sounds that plague us from outside our place, come up with The Almanac of Forgotten Facts - a book idea that will surely catch the publishing world on fire, Andy gives an update on his nutritionist/existentialist journey, and we answer YOUR advice questions about virtual therapy, sibling's real estate purchases and what to do when your partner dresses like shit! All this and MORE! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

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0:00.0	Hi there. I'm off this week.
0:04.6	Apparently we're more productive at work after a good holiday.
0:12.1	So I'm counting this Caribbean rum distillery tour as professional development.
0:21.6	Yours calling.
0:23.6	Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways Holidays
0:27.6	Take Your Holiday, Atul Protected.
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0:49.2	but only if your door is in the drawer.
0:52.1	People's Postcode Lottery managed lotteries on behalf of good causes, 18 plus conditions apply. Play responsibly not available in Northern Ireland. Is Sam and Pete here from the Stan Relevant podcast, and this week we're sponsored by AutoTrader. Yeah, we are. That is right. And we've been challenged by Autotrader to pick out a car for each other on their app. I mean, I just know you're going to be choosing me saying really random. You just wait. It's going to be unbelievable. And if you at home want to follow along, then tune into the Staying Relive podcast over the next couple of weeks to hear about how our test drive goes. Keep an eye on our YouTube channel as well. And of course, a huge shout out to AutoTrader for setting us the challenge. I know lots of people get that feeling it's time for a new car. Maybe it's time to make the step up from your first car. Or maybe you're just someone who needs a glow up, like Sam. Well, then it's time for AutoTrader. Download the AutoTrader app today. Open your hearts.
1:45.6	Loachin your butts.
1:47.1	It's time for couples therapy.
1:51.1	Yeah, this podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh to hang with all their
1:56.2	homies talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situation shifts
2:00.3	in conscience and coupling from Netflix hookups to single them with some h and cuddling to messy situations, ships in conscious and coupling.
2:01.4	From Netflix, hookups to single them with some bulu, tech, sex, regrets.
2:18.0	So feeling on your new jubu. They gonna talk about it. Ah, yeah, you are invited. I need in therapy, I guarantee, baby, we got... It's cup of apple therapy. Hello, everyone, and welcome to couples therapy.
2:23.2	Hello, everyone, and welcome to couples therapy.
2:24.1	My name is Andy.
2:25.0	My name is Naomi.
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