Naomi and Andy in "Between Ass-Eaters and Thieves"

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

On a very special episode of Couples Therapy... that's right, folks, today we're breaking format again, not with an unlocked Patreon ep, but with a ep full of comments and questions and JUST US! As you may know, Andy got the Coco back in September after taking his mask off at an Emmys after-party for a second to eat an hors d'oeuvres, and then he got backed up listening to YOUR comments and updates. Since it's the first episode of the year, we thought we'd ease into things and catch up with YOU the listener! And in the second half of the show, we answer some advice questions that we never were able to get to in 2022. Just us, intimate as all get out, to start your new year off smoothly! And if you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

Support the show on Patreon (two extra exclusive episodes a month!) or with a t-shirt (or a Jewboo shirt) and check out clips on YouTube! (Every once in a while we'll do a Twitch show, if you want to also follow us there). Plus! Check out Andy's old casiopop band's lost album! And discounted Couples Therapy Quarantine Crew t-shirts here (if you don't get one, we're gonna have A LOT of nightshirts over at the ol' Beckperigin household!)!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Open your butts for a very special episode of couples therapy. The Oh, Hello everyone welcome to the first episode of couples therapy of
0:43.0	2023 the future
0:46.4	honestly it's a year that doesn't seem real to me I'm kind of not everyone's like
0:49.3	2023 is gonna be my year I'm like it's not even a year. I don't see it.
0:54.0	2022 was the last of the normal years.
0:56.0	And that was barely normal.
0:57.0	Do you know what I mean? Like it was already like 2022? It's like total recall. I can't.
1:01.0	2023, done.
1:03.0	We are now on a futuristic plane.
1:04.9	I want nothing to do with it.
1:05.8	Yes.
1:06.8	2023, our eyes were bulging out on Mars.
1:09.5	Did I say 2023?
1:10.6	Yes, you did.
1:11.6	It's okay. In 2023. Yeah, 2022. It's okay.
1:13.0	In 2023, our eyes will be bulging out on Mars.
1:17.0	Honey, my eyes will be watching God, like Zora Neil Hurston.
1:20.0	Okay.
1:21.0	We are recording this, of course the morning first thing first thing in the morning I do want to say though really quickly you may have noticed our theme was a little different this go round
1:30.9	Would you call it a very special theme? I think I will call it a very special theme for a
1:34.2	very special episode? And that theme was written performed by listener CTQC
1:41.2	member extraordinary catatooui, all right?
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