Naomi and Andy in "Between Ass-Eaters and Thieves"
Couples Therapy
Naomi and Andy
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2023
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
On a very special episode of Couples Therapy... that's right, folks, today we're breaking format again, not with an unlocked Patreon ep, but with a ep full of comments and questions and JUST US! As you may know, Andy got the Coco back in September after taking his mask off at an Emmys after-party for a second to eat an hors d'oeuvres, and then he got backed up listening to YOUR comments and updates. Since it's the first episode of the year, we thought we'd ease into things and catch up with YOU the listener! And in the second half of the show, we answer some advice questions that we never were able to get to in 2022. Just us, intimate as all get out, to start your new year off smoothly! And if you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!
Support the show on Patreon (two extra exclusive episodes a month!) or with a t-shirt (or a Jewboo shirt) and check out clips on YouTube! (Every once in a while we'll do a Twitch show, if you want to also follow us there). Plus! Check out Andy's old casiopop band's lost album! And discounted Couples Therapy Quarantine Crew t-shirts here (if you don't get one, we're gonna have A LOT of nightshirts over at the ol' Beckperigin household!)!
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| 0:00.0 | This is what it sounds like when people win big with a national lottery. Will you be next? |
| 0:22.7 | The national lottery. Your numbers make amazing happen. Rules and procedures apply. Players |
| 0:27.6 | must be 18 or... |
| 0:57.6 | Hello everyone! Welcome to the first episode of Couples Therapy of 2023! |
| 1:17.1 | The future! Honestly, it's a year that doesn't seem real to me. I'm kind of not... |
| 1:21.2 | Everyone's like 2023 is going to be my year. I'm just like it's not even a year. I don't even |
| 1:24.9 | acknowledge it. I don't see it. 2022 was the last of the normal years. And that was barely normal. |
| 1:29.3 | Do you know what I mean? It was already like 2022. It's like total recall. I can't. 2023 done. We are |
| 1:35.6 | now in a futuristic plane. I want nothing to do with this. Yes. In 2023 our eyes were bulging out |
| 1:40.7 | on Mars. Did I say 2023? Yes, 2022. Okay. That's okay. In 2023 our eyes will be bulging out on Mars. |
| 1:49.6 | My eyes will be watching God like Zora Neal Hurston. Okay. We are recording this of course in the |
| 1:55.6 | morning. First thing in the morning. First thing in the morning. I do want to say though really |
| 2:00.0 | quickly you may have noticed our theme was a little different this go round. Would you call it a very |
| 2:04.1 | special theme? I think I would call it a very special theme for a very special episode. And that theme |
| 2:08.8 | was written performed by listener C.T.Q.C member extraordinaire Katatoui. All right. I'm putting |
| 2:16.8 | not your real name. You full government name Katatoui. You know who you asked us to grow. But Katatoui |
| 2:21.6 | wrote this. And this was like for me. This was actually just for me to be your |
| 2:25.1 | docs people. We don't docs people. Not on this show. But when I listened to it I was like can we |
| 2:29.7 | please play that on a very special episode? And I think this episode is special because it's just |
| 2:34.0 | you and me Bo. Yes. That's what special about it. We said the start of the new year. Uh-huh. |
| 2:38.1 | Let's get back to basic. Uh-huh. We say we're a real life couple. A real life couple of |
| 2:42.0 | meetings. Let's just do that today. Let's be that couple. Let's be that couple of chuckleheads |
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