Nancy Reagan Bit My Dog & Other Wild Mid-Flight Nightmares
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a funny podcast accidentally unlocks a new fear you didn’t need — flying.
The crew kicks things off with a ridiculous song lyric bit that spirals into one of the most chaotic episode starts in recent memory, before immediately taking a hard left turn into a real-life airplane disaster story that is… honestly nightmare fuel. We’re talking about a plane losing part of its roof mid-flight, passengers staring directly into the sky at 24,000 feet, and the kind of “what would you do?” conversation that somehow turns both scientific and wildly inappropriate.
Naturally, this funny podcast doesn’t stay serious for long. The conversation quickly shifts into classic Rizz Show territory — debating whether you’d survive a fall from the sky (spoiler: probably not), questioning airplane bathroom timing like it’s life or death, and imagining the worst-case scenarios with just enough humor to make it okay… kind of.
Then it’s time for “Crap On Celebrities,” where the crew digs into everything from Justin Timberlake’s alleged ongoing drama to Taylor Swift locking down her voice like it’s Fort Knox in the age of AI. There’s also a deep dive into movie theater chaos — specifically people turning biopics into full-blown concerts — which sparks a debate that will absolutely divide listeners between “sit down and shut up” and “let people have fun.”
And because no episode is complete without a little unhinged energy, Steven Seagal becomes the unexpected villain of the day, with story after story painting him as the coworker nobody asked for but everyone somehow survived.
Add in overpriced movie tickets, OnlyFans million-dollar stories, superhero movie debates, and the usual off-the-rails tangents, and you’ve got a funny podcast episode that perfectly captures what The Rizzuto Show does best — turning everyday topics into absolute chaos.
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| 0:00.0 | Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. |
| 0:05.6 | They know all about the potholes, the constant construction, and what the debris on the road can do to our cars and our tires. |
| 0:12.9 | Dobbs keeps us rolling with the best new tire prices in town guaranteed. |
| 0:17.4 | And they've got locations all over the place, staffed with expert techs who take care of all your vehicles, no matter what you drive, hybrids, EVs, everything. And with the most locations around, including new stores in Oakville, Overland and Waterloo, full service, tire and auto service has never been more convenient. And here's something you can't get at just any auto shop. They're fixed forever warranty guarantees to parts and labor on their auto services for as long as you own the car. |
| 0:41.3 | Dobbs Digital Vehicle Inspections send real photos, videos, and explanations from ASC certified techs right to your phone |
| 0:48.0 | so you could see what they see and make informed decisions for your vehicle. |
| 0:52.1 | Schedule your service online 247 at go to dobs-dobs.com. That's go-to-dobs.com. All right, St. Louis, Real Talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster, and I didn't want the headache. So I called the Happy Roof Company, and I couldn't be happier. Because, yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. |
| 1:11.1 | They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. |
| 1:13.3 | Communication was tight the whole way. |
| 1:15.7 | And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. |
| 1:19.7 | That alone saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. |
| 1:23.5 | Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, solid workmanship, high-end materials. |
| 1:28.3 | It looks like it belongs on the house, not some patch and prey repair. |
| 1:33.1 | And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. |
| 1:36.4 | If you've got storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. |
| 1:42.7 | Tell them you heard about it on the race show. |
| 1:44.5 | Go to the happyroof.com, the happyroof.com, or call 314-665-301. That's 314-665-301, |
| 1:56.7 | the happy roof co. Because who doesn't want a happy ending? |
| 2:01.2 | Hey, bro, weirdest thing is happening at the game. |
| 2:04.4 | This guy sitting next to me says, |
| 2:06.2 | you're our good luck charm. |
| 2:07.7 | Every time I crack a Bud Light, we score a touchdown. |
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