Well, speaking of Pat McAfee, I scroll through USA Today and what I see is a story about

Pat McAfee by Nancy Armour, who is the absolute worst.

Let's click on Nancy Armour and see the topics of her stories in USA Today.

Let's see.

What's in a name?

The Washington Commander's Hard Won Good Reputation. Oh, boy, I bet that's exciting. Let's see. What's in a name? The Washington Commander's Hard One Good Reputation.

Oh, boy, I bet that's exciting. Let's see. A lot of random hockey story, ladies hockey stories.

LSU still disregarding women this time with interim AD. Well, I have not seen this. So wait a second.

So I have not seen this. This is fantastic. So this Nancy Armour wrote a story about how LSU's

interim AD is a dude and that's a problem. Oh God, now I got it. Now I'm down the wormhole.

Oh, God. Damn. This woman. Now I'm down the wormhole. Oh, God, damn, this woman.

Okay, let me play a few commercials, and we will get into this.

All right.

Let's see here.

I was supposed to do the Pat McAfee angle on this, but I guess I'll start with the LSU.

And this is from October 31st.

Did LSU learn from sex abuse scandal?

Apparently not, give an interim AD choice.

Oh, boy.

A story that no one thinks about, no one talks about, no one really cares about, some LSU sex scandal story.

Now, Nancy Armour's like, oh, I'm going to dig into this and rip LSU for who they made

the interim AD, who by the way, they hired is the full-time AD a week fucking later, lady

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