Nana Gone Wild

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Craig tells funny stories about his Nana then talks about his Costco obsession and his struggle to stay healthy in an overwhelming world.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, my God
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:05.0	We have all the 6.0 and 4 ranc around you close of each.
0:23.6	Subject is 25 and appears some shit is to me.
0:26.0	Get back here.
0:33.4	Hey, everybody.
0:36.5	Welcome to Community Service with Craig Conna.
0:37.1	That's me. That's me. And I am off my rocker. Did you know this? I have nothing to talk about. Just kidding. I have so much to talk about. I'm an old man now. I'm an old man. I like things like Costco and coupons now. And I'm starting to notice it.
0:55.4	And it's driving me nuts.
0:57.5	Like I just want to go to Home Depot and I don't even need shit.
1:02.5	They just want to smell the wood.
1:04.3	Just want to smell lumber.
1:06.0	You guys just want to go sniff some wood.
1:08.8	Go put your nose in a good cedar.
1:11.6	Get your dick hard.
1:12.8	And be like, oh, you see what God just made?
1:15.1	And then we murdered and sliced it in half and put it in a grocery store.
1:21.4	You know what I'm talking about.
1:22.8	Don't be an asshole.
1:25.0	Oh, I should Kansas City Improft, Kansas City, Missouri. Kansas City Improv. asshole oh i should kansas city improv kansas city missouri kansas city improv this weekend june 11th and
1:33.2	12 happy birthday kreit korek conan you're in kansas city i'm gonna be all over the place i had the
1:41.9	gummy whenever oh a fan made this for me and I forgot.
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