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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Naming Your Car! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4P Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: HexClad: Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://hexclad.com/GARBAGE! Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Chubbies: For a limited time, Chubbies is giving our viewers 20% off your order with our code garbage at https://chubbiesshorts.com Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's a summertime gang and the boys are coming to your hometown.

0:03.0

We're talking about Portland, Maine, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Cleveland, Ohio, grab the squad.

0:09.6

Let's all hang out, play little AIG, some stand-up comedy.

0:13.4

It's going to be a fun, fun time.

0:14.7

Yeah, then the boys are headed to Atlantic City, baby, down there on a boardwalk.

0:19.7

King of Boards returns the South Jersey. Philadelphia people, Jersey people get your tickets to Atlantic City, baby. Down there on a board wall, King of Boards returns the South Jersey. Philadelphia people, Jersey people, get your tickets to Atlantic City. Also, Denver, Colorado, those tickets are selling very fast. Those will sell out. Get them. We'll be there in July. Love you as mean it. Bye. Let's go. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast this is are you garbage oh yeah

0:39.1

it's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's the group to be

0:42.6

classy yeah look they're just a big old piece of trash garbage i'm your host stage truly coming at

0:48.7

you on a beautiful day we're out back here at toadies in the new edition summertime

0:53.5

maybe not officially okay but it's summertime. All right. You know, I know that? Why? Because the nears been brought out. Okay. Been all cleaned up on you or her? What? I don't know. How do you know that it's all been cleaned up? She told me. Okay. Plus the hair all over the bathroom. I don't know what you guys are talking about when I'm not there.

1:11.8

Well, it looks like Sasquatch got caught in there.

1:13.7

I caught in a glue trap in the bathroom. And she's out back. Uh-huh. And that leopard bikini, she got in 1983. I got to be honest with it sounds you got a bit of a thing for Aunt Tooney. What are you talking about? I don't know.

1:24.2

I'm painting a picture for the audience.

1:25.9

Yeah, you think you're slipping out of your seat over there.

1:27.9

I'm not saying she wasn't something back in the day.

1:30.3

Bounce a quarter for the audience. Yeah, you think you're slipping out of your seat over there.

1:28.0

I'm not saying she wasn't something back in the day. Bounce a quarter off that thing. Man, you catch her at limelight back in the 80s? I think you like her. What are you talking about? You got a bit of a thing for it. Anyway, she's sunbathing outside. Great. Topless. My coes is coming from across the tables

1:44.0

We call the family episode

1:45.2

Ladies and gentlemen

1:45.8

Just the boys, the bozos and the homies

1:47.6

Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Just the way we like it. Yes. He is my best pal in the whole wide world. What? Bit of an international businessman. Huh? Yeah. CEO of Are you Garbage? Ah, I know. CFO? I don't know if we...

2:01.5

I think that my thing my...

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