Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Moriband Mark sets up his pals for a speed run

so they rip on his Swiss spelling.

Well-heeled Wade takes a proboscis pounding and rages over rule calls.

Vibulous Bob receives minor domestic abuse as baby James chooses violence.

Thin finger wags at Wade's willfulness, from top-secret aquatic

antics to fighting talk.

He he has!

It's time for naming 100 women.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to Distractable, the only podcast you ever need in your life,

but you can have others if you so choose to disappoint us.

Thank you for not disappointing us today,

even if you do it a little bit later,

or if you just were done disappointing us.

We're glad you're here.

Or at least I am.

I can't speak for my lovely co-hoster or collaborators or competitors.

I am Mark, but they are Bob and Wade.

Hello! It's also are moving the boxing ring, Bob and Wade.

It's a half flooded boxing room.

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