We're back. We're back, Marchman. Can you feel the excitement?

Oh, it's pulsing through me, man. It's moving inside me like a tapework.

I can feel the sports lunacy just all over my body. I'm so energized.

A lot has happened, by the way, since our last podcast.

When was the last time we even did one of these?

Were we still owned by Nick Denton the last time we did one of these?

I think we may have been.

I think we were still owned by Nick Denton.

Barack Obama was president,

which feels like 50 years ago, right?

The Cubs were the shitty Cubs,

the hapless shitty cubs.

Wow. So this is really new,

this is a new world we're rebirthing the podcast.

Yeah, the Atlanta Falcons still had their hearts

inside their chests.

Yeah, the Atlanta Falcons are still the Atlanta Falcons, the clown frauds of the Atlanta Falcons.

Yes, the world has gotten noticeably worse since the podcast left.

And I don't think that's a coincidence, Marchman.

Neither do I, man. Maybe we doomed everyone to their, you know, their horrid fates that we're all

suffering through. It's like a Twilight Zone episode. It is. They know that their stupid podcast was what

was holding back the forces of darkness. Now, we have some new, we have some new mandates from our,

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