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Welcome to Applebee's

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Thanks to Euripity Shorts.

Oh, catchphrase superstar, Euripity Shorts.

And welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week.

My name is Scott

Ackerman. Coming up on this show, we have a couple of water enthusiasts. We also have someone

who works in janitorial services. So this is a big day. This is an all-star show. For government

work? You think he works for the government? I think so. Yeah,

this is a city job. That's a city job. You think janitorial services, that's exclusively city work.

Not exclusively, but that's where the best are. Okay. So you, when you have an issue with your

toilet, I go straight to the city hall, to city hall, and I go, show me where the toilets are. I got to talk to Oh wait so you're just taking dumps in city hall while they work on your toilet. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I see, I understand what you're thinking. Yeah, it's like when they fumigate your house and then you go to a hotel. Yes, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you say fumigate the house, I know what you're talking about. Hey, come on, come on, come on. All right, let's welcome him. He is our guest of honor in A Block. He is entering the very, very exclusive three-timers club on comedy bang, bang. I've heard bad things about this. His career is not going so well. Look, almost everyone in the world is in the zero timers club. Okay, that's fair. And 100% of the people who do not live on Earth. Whoa. As well. If there is alien life out there, none of them have appeared on Comedy Bang Bang. So that's the easiest thing to get in. Yes, yes, yes. The one-timers club, that's pretty exclusive. Yeah, I've heard. Because a lot of people want to come back, but I either say like, no, but you know, the two-timers club, which you were in before, that's also easy to get into because even if you stink it up the first time, I go like, well, maybe they were having a bad day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The three-timers club. Yeah.

Your career's on the down swing, my friend.

It seems desperate.

It does.

Damn it.

Especially since your first two episodes,

both were in the best ofs.

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