This episode is tractable as sponsored by a vast.

If you have a computer that's laden, heavy, with viruses, and spyware, and malware, and ransomware, you need protection.

Uh, yeah, that sounds like me.

I clicked on all of those links, you know, in those emails and websites you're not supposed to click on.

And boy, oh boy, do I have some horrible things happening on my computer, so how do I get rid of those?

If you know what the ones you aren't supposed to click on, why do you click on them?

I needed to know why not to click on them.

Okay, if you had a vast, especially if you had a vast one, you could be protected and you could click pretty much any link you want

and still know that you will be protected, but I'm assuming that what kind of links you click on?

That's not really important.

Uh, so a vast would have protected me if I had used it, and maybe I should use it before I click on links in the future?

That sounds important, you know.

You weren't raw-dogging the internet, were you?

It's like pirates.

Wait, wow, sorry, wait, I'm-

I just got it. A vast is the word the pirates say.

And the treasure is the links that I click on.

Listen, it's an all-in-one solution, right? A vast one.

It helps you take control of your safety and privacy through a range of features, so no matter what the link is,

you probably have some protection.

But also, there's free VPN, a free firewall, and much, much more.

Is there best protection yet?

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