Well, if you want Grandpa to stop saying racist things, take your hand out of his ass.

Would be a fun thing that you could say if your grandparents were about it.

Hello and welcome to the Great Beyond and is this good companion pod where I catch up with my friend and yours Jason Doyle.

I am fully erect, Matt.

Ah, well, you just ruined it, JD, because, well, first of all, thank you for coming.

Obviously.

If I don't thank you for coming, you did say you will leave this show.

But producing the show, she just asked her husband if he wanted to be more erect.

Rachel Doyle.

I guess I should know the answer to that by now.

I am talking of my posture, of course.

I was trying to sit up straight, and I would like to remain fully erect for the duration of the show. Wow, that's a record, I think. 60 minutes? Dang. Is it? Call your doctor. If only it were that easy, right? Because Rachel said, well, I framed up the camera shot here, but you're slouching. So if you want to slouch, that's fine.

You're in a great position.

Yeah.

And you said, no, I don't want to slouch.

I don't want to slouch. No one wants to slouch. Who wants to slouch? No. Everyone wants to be a right. Everyone wants to walk around with a full cup of coffee on their head. Yes, exactly. at full mast.

Yeah, but it's more comfortable to sledge sometimes.

In the short term, yes. At full mast. Yeah, but it's more comfortable to slouch sometimes.

In the short term, yes.

Again, J.D. did not approve my expenditure of a gaming chair, so I'm just on a stool.

So I can't slouch, Rachel. Not all of us can slouch.

I'll approve it for you.

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