Naked Adjacent

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

"We're not very smart, we haven't done Back to the Barre for a while," Christi confesses as the bitches get ready to ease back into the Barre with a quick look at some of Season 3's Promos. It's been a busy few weeks of filming and traveling for both Christi and Kelly. Between producing and Dance Moms Reunions, they managed to miss a whole episode!

But fear not Bitchettes as this week they're dissecting two classic Dance Moms promos, featuring homages to both Flashdance and Take on Me. For 30 second clips they sure do take a long time to film, and no mom came out unscathed. You'd be surprised how easy it is to get hurt when a whole group of moms rush a door at the same time! And how giddy was Abby when she got to douse the moms with ice cold water? The answer won't surprise you!

Quotes

“Their wigs were horrible. Oh my god they were intentionally horrible. Like where did we get those?” (20:02-20:09 | Christi and Kelly)
“All of a sudden it fell, we had no clue. And it was the coldest water of all time. It was probably 50 degrees! It was terrible!” (24:12-24:21 | Christi and Kelly)
“She tries to break it. She made Kendall do it. She wouldn’t let it be Maddie, she made it be Kendall it’s hysterical. Well Kendall go her special part! I don’t think Jill wants that special part Kell!” (32:41-32:53 | Christi and Kelly)
“Under no circumstances are we mud wrestling. I don’t know I maybe would now.” (46:06-46:13 | Christi and Kelly)

Links

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Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre

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Transcript

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app. Baby let's just dance.
0:23.0	just dance.
0:24.0	Let's just dance baby. I just want to dance dance dance dance dance.
0:29.0	Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you and freeze that all of this electricity do it right now
0:38.0	baa right now turn the volume up locking give me your electricity.
0:44.3	Hello little bit Cheats welcome back to the bar.
0:47.1	Hello.
0:48.3	Oh, we forgot to clap.
0:49.6	Do you think everybody's fine with it?
0:51.1	Probably.
0:52.0	Okay, I think we're fine. Anyway, we've got to clap. We're not very smart. We haven't done back to the bar in a minute. I know. It's been a while. Yeah. We've been busy. We have well, yes, we're gonna tell everybody about why we're so busy. We have well yes we're going to tell everybody about why we're so busy but before we do that let's start by thinking our patrons.
1:08.0	These are people who went over to patreon.com slash back to the bar and they joined our exclusive Patreon channel where they get access to our
1:18.0	oh God all kinds of things our weekly video our weekly after show or weekly after show video, and at the diamond level, then you also
1:28.2	get exclusive looks at some of our blasts from the past content, if will things that people have never seen before and when you talk about our kids when they were little or big I mean there's all kinds of stuff.
1:40.0	All right so let's thank Mallory Annie, Lillian, Ashland, G, Jessica, Natalie Piper, Danielle, this list has grown again, Cal, I'm so sorry, because
1:50.3	Ella Haley, Jeda, Teresa McKenna Jasmine, Gabriella, Mary
1:55.5	Catherine, Kelsey Megan, Abby, Sarah, J.P. Delaney, Cecilia,
1:59.4	Alyssa Gail, Star Baby, M, Catherine, Emily, Saline, Dead By Sandra, the Can of Tomato Soup.
2:07.6	Ew!
2:08.6	I just realized why.
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