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🗓️ 30 October 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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"Why do we care?" Christi asks as Bitch #1 and Bitch #2 have it out for Mackenzie on the second half of Camouflaged Maneuvers. Melissa reveals Mackenzie's sprained ankle will keep her from performing for a suspiciously short 72 hours. Abby is upset by this turn of events and insists that Mackenzie sit in a wheelchair for the duration of the episode. But before the moms can even process why the ALDC even has this wheelchair on hand, Mackenzie is caught doing cartwheels on camera which infuriates Abby (and for some reason this also makes Christi and Kelly mad?). After Abby had been getting worked up over everyone not trying hard enough and "lying" for the past two weeks, this event did not go over well and all the kids get interrogated over who saw what.
This time could have been better spent with Brooke who hasn't been given the proper attention she needs to prep for a solo. While Abby insists that is because she's older and doesn't need the attention, Kelly points out that's never been true of any of the other older children.
But Kelly's problems are only just beginning because she has to awkwardly explain what Don't Ask Don't Tell is all about on national television! Abby insists the moms need to discuss the importance of the theme of the group dance to the girls, despite the fact she herself won't even say the word "gay"! Kelly's resulting heart to heart is certainly a Dance Moms moment to remember and certainly will need a drink to get through!
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0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance dance. Let's just dance. Baby, I just wanna dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. |
0:07.0 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and breathe it? Follow this. |
0:13.0 | Electricity. Do it right now. Pop, pop, pop. Turn the volume up. Lock it me up. |
0:20.0 | Electricity. |
0:22.0 | Hello, little bitch. It's your mommy bitches. Mommy number one, Kristi. |
0:27.0 | And mommy number two, Kelly. Oh my god. You have so many children. I wonder why we're broke. I know. |
0:32.0 | Exactly. |
0:34.0 | Oh, you little bitch. That's your answer. We're broken old. I'm telling you. |
0:39.0 | Oh, but you look really good for giving birth to what? 10,000 children? Yeah. Yeah. |
0:44.0 | How do I look? Because I like crawled out of bed and crawled over here to film. |
0:50.0 | Like, I didn't like wash my face. I didn't comb my hair. I didn't do anything. I'm like, |
0:55.0 | oh, I need some kind of like miracle hangover cure. Yes, you do. |
1:00.0 | I mean, and we need one of those. Yes, yes, you do. I need that as well. |
1:04.0 | Yes. I don't have makeup on. My hair is not done. I probably wore the sweater last time we reported. |
1:10.0 | So I look like a swamp witch. |
1:12.0 | Thank you. |
1:13.0 | Well, we're here. See hags and swamp witches. Well, what people don't realize is that the unshowered, unbrushed Kelly |
1:23.0 | is very on brand for Kelly on the bus on Sundays. Yes. |
1:28.0 | Yes, feeling like shit and tired and that's me today and ceiling a hotel pillow. |
1:34.0 | Yeah. Oh, I don't have a pillow today. |
1:37.0 | I would love to know how many pillows you've stolen from hotels. |
1:40.0 | Yeah, why never even took them home? I know you left them on the bus. |
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