You ready to go on one of the weirdest vacations of your life?

God, I'm ready for any vacations. Yeah, vacation's vacation. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I know for me personally, I'm horrible when it comes to packing a bag for a trip. Oh, it's so hard. I end up packing like 30 different outfits for just a two-night stay. Yeah, you never wear any of them. Because I don't know what I'm going to feel like wearing once I actually get there.

Like, am I going to want the latex nightgown? Or do I want to go with the leather one? Oh my gosh. Depends on the weather out that day. Why are you in nightgowns, bro? I'm the opposite. Anything I can fit in my purse is good enough. Yeah. You have the latex one folded in your purse. And then I need a whole other suitcase for all my creams and lotions and oils. Which is hard to get through TSA. Right. But what? Is this body going to butter itself when we get there? No. I got to put in the works. Just so much packing. Okay. But soon, we may not need to worry about what to pack for a vacation ever again.

What?

Why?

Because one of the hottest new travel trends happening right now is something called nacations.

Ooh.

It's purposefully finding vacation spots and adventure trips that allow tourists to go completely nude the whole time.

Whoa. I'm hoping this is only in warm clim completely nude the whole time. Whoa.

I'm hoping this is only in warm climates.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

Because it's not going to be as fun if it's a cold place.

I don't know. It could be kind of cool to do that up in like Greenland or something.

But it's not like, you know, clothing, optional tourism is a whole new idea, but it's definitely having a really big moment right now. Nude recreation in the state of Florida alone. This is just in Florida. Oh, no. Brought in $7 billion. Whoa. Wait, I didn't know it was that big. I guess Bezos just took a trip there with his girlfriend and was like, let's buy this point.

But every time I've been to a topless or nude beach, for instance, it's always old people.

And there's a lot of them right now.

So I could get why Florida is just bringing in the cats. I get that.

But apparently, nacations aren't just for like weird, horny grandparents.

Oh, really?

It's weird, horny great-grandparents, too.

Just every age. Actually, it turns out a lot of nacationers are millennials and gen Xers who are looking to have one of those spiritual journeys of self-discovery. Oh, then go to Bernie Man.

You're going to like hire a shaman.

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