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The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2014
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, great. |
| 0:17.0 | Hooray, Hooray! |
| 0:19.0 | We are finally reached to the last coast of the North America line and here in the sunny |
| 0:24.0 | times that even during springtime has a completely pale sky with only but a few serious clouds |
| 0:29.8 | stirring as the warm weather wafes us all into another plane of a tustin and wenschester. |
| 0:37.8 | Los Angeles stands alone as a place that's warm and makes your head swim with the baking |
| 0:42.9 | heat early in the year when you're not quite ready for it yet and then the night swoop |
| 0:46.7 | down several degrees, leaving everyone breathless and wishing they had a jacket and that |
| 0:51.6 | they would turn on the heaters that are on every single outside patio here so that |
| 0:55.4 | the people with no blood who live in this town may once again feel warm like the lizards |
| 0:59.6 | that they are. |
| 1:00.6 | It's the smartest man on the world proofcast and we're taking the ether here from the |
| 1:04.6 | saluvious confines of Los Angeles most imaginative comedy club venue, one that's stuffed behind |
| 1:10.8 | the unbelievably literate place where the what do they call them graphic novels are |
| 1:16.9 | kept and all the toys that boys have in their rooms and stuff like that. |
| 1:20.7 | And some women too, let's us not leave out our nerd sisters, let me not be like Comic |
| 1:25.5 | Con and B-Sexist and require that everyone cause play in order that I get a semi. |
| 1:30.2 | I am happy with your own interests no matter what they are and I would never put them down. |
| 1:35.3 | Last week I mentioned a car talk and that I don't care for cars and that I can't understand |
| 1:38.9 | what anyone will listen to a show where people talk about cars and then I realized you know |
| 1:42.4 | what? |
| 1:43.4 | People who like that some of them have feelings too, some of them are unbelievable dickheads |
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