Goodness me, good grief, core, blind me, etc. That's quite enough. But Nadine Doris, what's an

absolutely joke here? It's now over 10 weeks, 75 days to be exact, since the Nadine Doris said,

and I quote, that she was resigning as an MP with immediate effect. I think we can all agree

that 75 days is not immediate effect. Now she hasn't spoken in the House of Commons now in well

over a year. She's voted six times this year in the chamber. Oh, congratulations. Not quite as

impressive when you discover that five of those times were actually on the same day. And yet

she refuses to resign and allow a by-election. Until she finds out, this is real high-principle stuff,

why shouldn't it appear as in Boris Johnson's resignation on us, leaving her constituents in

midbedfature essentially without a member of Parliament? Now we talked about this on Good Morning

Britain today. Where's Nadine? Have you seen her? Because there she's there's Nadine. There she is

on a break. Dressed appropriately for where's Wally? She's going on. She's taking the mic. Look, I

know she's having a massive party. She didn't get a period. She's well annoyed with Richie Sonak,

and James Forsyth, who works for Richie Sonak. She went on TV and started having a big tantrum

about all of that. But the fact she's basically on a revenge mission to try and humiliate Richie Sonak

because she didn't get the gongs that she wanted, because she thinks she deserves it.

It's a consequence of friendship. They're people of midbedfature. They get

loads of adhesion. If you're watching from there this morning. They're

speculated she may actually resign in the run-up to the Conservative Party conference to cause

maximum damage to the Conservatives, which is strange when she's a Conservative MP. But when

MPs fall out with their own side, they all fall out much more spectacular than they do with the

other. So look, on the one hand, it is easy to treat this as a bit of a joke. This is exceptionally

messy behaviour from Nadine Norris, and I am a messy so-and-so who lives from the drama.

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