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The Judgies

NA 5: Book Club Woes

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: someone with a dirty boyfriend who also blames our caller for EVERYTHING, a relationship with an expiration date, a Fantasy Football Manager who screwed over the league by dying, a book club that doesn't read good books, and someone who is living on their own for the first time! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Intro Music by: Iván  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:48 My Dirty Boyfriend 13:07 Dirty Boyfriend Pt. 2 19:00 Expiring Relationship 25:20 Deceased Fantasy Football Manager 34:51 Book Club Woes 44:35 Living On My Own 51:28 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what? That's right, five pounds. It's not called the

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five pound meal deal for nothing. From 11 a.m. Not available on delivery. Carbinated soft drink upgrade

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0:27.2

We speak about the impact Y2K has had on women's body confidence and how Pamela has regained control.

0:33.0

The Dove Self-Esteen project is an amazing initiative supported by science-backed methodology to help us

0:38.8

improve our relationship with our bodies. To find more body confidence building exercises,

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go to dove.com forward slash Y2K. That's Y2K spelt WHY2K. Some people think investing is a test

0:52.9

of endurance.

0:58.7

But when you invest £100,000 or more with HSBC UK,

1:01.0

you have access to our network of advisors,

1:03.8

who will make it feel less like a marathon you haven't trained for and more like a 5K that's just your speed.

1:06.2

Because investing isn't a struggle when we're here to help.

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Capital at risk.

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HSBC UK current account holders only 100,000 pounds, investments or savings required for the advice service, eligibility and fees apply.

1:24.7

Hell oh, everybody.

1:26.7

Welcome back to the Judges Not Advice Hour, the only advice podcast on the internet where

1:32.2

legally you cannot take a single thing we say as advice.

1:36.7

My name's Josh.

1:37.4

My name's Rick.

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