NA 3: My Steppe Aunt's Butte

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: an uncle and an aunt hooking up in front of the family, some aux cord woes striking following a repeat playing of Combiation Taco Bell and Pizza Hut, an ex fiance who won't return belongings, a cat(?), a hook up who passed away, and one person asks how to get good at quick maffs. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:46 Uncle and Aunt Hookup 16:01 Aux Cord Woes 24:16 Ex Fiance Blocked Me 31:22 Cat? 32:42 Hookup Passed Away 40:25 Quick Maffs 51:05 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:42.1	Hello, boys, gals, non-biring pals. Welcome to the Judges Not Advice Hour, the only advice podcast on the internet where illegally this is not advice. My name's Josh.
1:43.0	My name's Erica.
1:45.6	And this is not advice. My name's Josh. My name's Erica. And my name is Christian. And this is not... Advice. And this is not advice. A little bit of technical issues. That's okay. We're only on... This is our second time recording. Yes. So there's going to be some bumps. Yeah. They're going to be hiccups. Call me Fergie the way I love my judgey's bumps. Okay.
1:44.6	You're lovely judgey's bumps.
1:46.9	Check it out. They're gonna be hiccups. Call me Fergie the way I love my judgey's bumps.
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