NA 1: Legally Not Advice

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: a wedding venue burning down before the date, our favorite topping for cheesecake, a twin who has a felon fiancé, someone asking how to make some friends as adults, and someone who needs to break it to their fiancé that his bits are actually chomped. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:10 Our Wedding Venue Burned Down 8:08 Favorite Topping for Cheesecake 11:12 Twin's Felon Fiancé 26:30 Making Friends as Adults 35:51 Fiancé's Chomped Bits 45:28 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And it's Garbage's the Cat here back to tell you about my favorite thing in life,
0:05.4	salmon and also Pretty Litter.
0:08.0	They go hand in hand.
0:09.4	One I pee in and the other is Pretty Litter.
0:12.2	I do everything I can to keep my cat healthy.
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0:31.2	by testing acidity and alkalinity levels and showing the visible presence of blood.
0:37.0	My urine's kind of like blood orange juice.
0:39.7	Lots of red, lots of acidity.
0:41.6	Oh, okay.
0:42.5	Okay, garbage.
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0:55.6	Honestly, not much more.
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1:15.2	slash juggies pretty litter cannot detect every feline health issue or prevent or diagnose diseases a
1:18.8	diagnosis can only come from a license veterinarian permanent conditions apply see side for details
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