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Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.7 • 884 Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
It’s a new week at Times Towers. In today’s episode, Jane reflects on giving grow-your-own mushrooms to former partners, while Fi shares creative ways to prevent baby foxes from wandering into the house.
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| 0:00.0 | Have we spoken to a psychotherapist? |
| 0:01.7 | I don't mean the two of us. |
| 0:04.8 | I mean, have we... |
| 0:06.3 | It would be an idea, Jane. |
| 0:09.4 | This episode of Offair is brought to you by Washington, D.C. |
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| 0:26.8 | Why not take advantage of the city's green spaces, like biking through America's oldest national park, Rock Creek Park. |
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| 0:50.5 | we're chatting to the secretary of the Smithsonian Institution Lonnie G. Bunch, who looks after |
| 0:56.1 | 17 museums in the city. Sounds like it's time to plan your DC getaway. Book your trip to |
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| 1:09.3 | Gourmet by Purina. It is fair to say that between us, Jane and I have got an army of cats. We've got more cats than producers on this podcast. Yeah, most of them are yours, Fee. Cats, not producers, that is. Shall we count them? I've got Cool Cat, he's the OG. Brian and Barbara, they are related. You've got Dora. |
| 1:28.3 | That's four. |
| 1:29.2 | Four cats. |
| 1:30.1 | Thank goodness then for Gourmet by Purina. |
| 1:33.3 | It offers such a wide range of variety and elevated recipes for even the most picky of cats. |
| 1:40.2 | I don't know about your brood, but Dora is a classy lady, a feline foodie, if you will, |
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