Hey, everybody. It's your Midwestern janitor turned science experiment, Bruiser, Holden McNeely.

How's it going?

And it's me, a very sarcastic golden robot with a, I believe it's a lacrosse helmet for a head

and a bowling pin for a mouth.

Hacha, cha, cha, I haven't seen something that crazy since Jok Tati hung out with,

I don't know, let's say, Peter Graves and other

intellectual and Hollywood names you have

no bearing of understanding unless you are specifically

a 64-year-old aging Jet Exer.

No, no, no, the correct reference was,

should have been Jaja Gabor, Jake. Jaja Gabor. No, no, Zaja G correct reference should have been Ja-Jajaj-Gabor, Jake. No, no, Zsa-Gabor. Okay, fuck it, we're getting into it already. Hi, I'm Jake, I'm the wizard. We're doing our show on Mystery Science Theater 3,000, also known as MST3K, created by Joel Hodgson, in which a man and his robot companions are forced to watch a bunch of

B movies by two mad scientists and comedically commentate over them. Take it away, Jake.

Okay, all right. First of all right, Jasha Gabor, we know who Jaja Gabor is and therefore,

oh, okay. That's not the MST 3K experience. That's not obscure enough. Where the point is, is when you're watching MST 3K, because like, okay, maybe when you started watching on Comedy Central back in the 90s and one of the robots is like, oh, where'd you find that? Josh Akobor's like a lawn sale? Like, okay, fine. You don't know what that is. But then you grow up and you like

start getting some of the references and some of, you know, some of the deeper Tolkien cuts and

some of the Star Wars references and maybe some like Asimov things that you understand. But then

still, watching this week, there's still references where it's just like,

ha ha, that's like he came from Gary Shalambos,

a buffet table.

And I'm just like, and I still laugh.

Yeah.

Because they said it like a joke.

...