Mystery Revealed in Dryer Vent

The TJ [& Jess] Show

TJ Taormina

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 806 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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The top 3 stories in kid news. A big mystery was revealed in TJ & Jess' dryer vent. The shocking beauty of high school football. If you enjoy listening to this podcast, please subscribe to it and share it with a friend!

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0:00.0	Good day to you! This is Charlie Jane with your Kid News.
0:07.0	My little sister Noah has not been able to pronounce her S's and Fs.
0:13.0	Watch what happens when she says fart. Yart. See, Yard it is! Yacht! So when she says soap, lope.
0:23.6	It sounds like lope.
0:25.6	Come on, Noah, try it again, say soap.
0:28.6	Lope.
0:29.6	She still can't say soap.
0:31.6	Lope.
0:32.6	In other kid news, something happened to my sister Willa,
0:36.6	and it was not fantastic. Here's my
0:39.5	dad on the scene. Can I tell us something that's not fantastic? Sure. So it was coming
0:47.2	downstairs, Noah was sucking on one of my birthday presents. She was sucking on one of your birthday presents?
0:55.0	Yes.
0:56.0	What was your birthday present?
0:59.0	It was the lipstick.
1:01.0	Can I see your lips, Noah?
1:03.0	Oh, they look so pretty.
1:05.0	Thank you.
1:06.0	After further investigation, two-year-old Noah was not sucking on the lipstick after all.
1:14.0	She was just putting it on her lips.
1:16.4	Typical big sister exaggeration.
1:20.1	Last but not least, the biggest news of our house is in our dryer event.
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