Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original

from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth

Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,

set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,

a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing

together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the

impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong

and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,

Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated

than she ever planned.

She's in over her head and head over heels.

Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.

Go to Audible.com slash rich girl summer.

Thank you. on Audible. Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer. Cancels McTacotids, who I've nicknamed Canks for expediency.

You know, Canks tried to give a microphone a blowjob on the campaign trail.

He has a cult that's deeply attractive to him, yet they probably need him

to be beefed up. So his photographs are constantly photoshopped, and then they're, you know,

disseminated through the cult. So this headline will come as zero surprise to anyone that the

daily mail of all places is reporting that a secret gay sex scandal explodes in Republican

party as closeted congressman who's engaged to a woman is accused of sorted double life.

Let's read the excerpt.

A secret gay sex scandal has rocked the Republican Party.

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