Hello, I'm currently out of office.

An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break.

So, I've gone to Barbados for a month for science.

Yours, Toby.

Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday.

Atul protected.

The promise that I issue to you is that by 1 o'clock today, you will know more and you do now.

LBC 97.3 Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

That's a genuine guarantee. In fact, the only truly reliable guarantee on the whole of the world of radio.

If you don't know more by 1 o'clock today than you do now, you can get your money back, actually.

What do you mean you don't have a coin-operated radio?

Oh, well, I'm afraid you're exempt from this guarantee, but everybody else listening on a coin-operated radio can get their money back if they do not know more by 1 o'clock today than they do now.

How can I be so sure?

It's really very simple.

This is your opportunity to get a weekly update.

That's not quite the right word.

Weekly resolution to the questions that have had you baffled for the longest time.

Pretty straightforward, this.

Seriously, you'll probably don't even need me to explain.

In fact, shall I not even bother explaining it, I think?

I'll just start doing it.

And if you're not familiar with it, if you haven't heard it before, then you will work out pretty quickly what is going on.

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