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Le Batard & Friends Network

Mystery Crate - Episode Two Hundred - Sixty - One

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Billy introduces a new segment within Mystery Crate, the crew discusses the pros and cons of having kids take classes on zoom, they explore the sex lives of senior citizens and Tony tells another story of him riding Miami's Metro Rail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Draft Kings Network. So Roy, you didn't wear a hat today.

0:18.4

So Roy, you didn't wear a hat today.

0:20.4

I haven't known you long enough

0:22.4

where you not wearing a hat still jars me.

0:25.0

I forgot it.

0:26.0

Really? I forgot to wear a hat today.

0:28.0

And I have a new haircut, but that doesn't mean anything because I just forget to wear a hat today.

0:33.4

I left a house, got cleared to school and I realized wow I feel naked right now. Oh no I forgot my hat home.

0:40.3

It's a good look. It's good that you did that with a hat. At least you're not having to have like pants on and you're like I feel naked right now

0:45.9

I'm feeling like shit. I got a draft I kind of understand that though like feeling naked because today I forgot to put on earrings

0:54.0

and I feel very naked today I don't like it I don't like that feeling of naked ears earlopes

0:59.0

I feel extra covered up with the glasses. Me too, Jerry.

1:03.0

Thank you.

1:04.4

You guys are rocking your glasses.

1:06.0

You guys both look good with the glasses.

1:08.8

These are just regular glasses.

1:10.4

These are not reading glasses.

1:11.3

No, he's because he, back in his time,

1:14.0

those glasses were like the premium reading glasses

1:17.6

and now they're just, you know, they're coming back

1:19.2

and they're cool.

1:20.5

Interesting.

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